Imagine April Fool’s day in Night Vale, where Carlos comes downstairs wearing a bald cap and Cecil won’t talk to him for two days
cecil palmer stutters. Welcome to Night Fail.
cecil palmer goes to prison and reports his experience. Welcome to Night Jail.
cecil palmer bails you out of prison. Welcome to Night Bail.
cecil palmer hosts a vegetarian cooking show. Welcome to Night Kale.
cecil palmer reads shady letters. Welcome to Night Mail.
cecil palmer turns into a bird. Welcome to Night Quail.
it’s not even a radio show anymore. Welcome to Night Braille.
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.